Bowling Alleygations | Week 7 ~ October 24, 2022
Alleygations from Monday the 24th
“Will someone grab the microphone from Ralph” came a shout out from
the crowd on this lovely 7th week of Rotary bowling. Ralph was certainly in the
spirit of Halloween, reciting a few of his favorite jokes!
” Where do ghosts like to swim?” Lake Erie!
“What do ghosts call their parents?” Transparent!
“Why do ghosts make good bowlers.” Their balls are Hallow!
When trick or treating Ralph We sure hope your bag gets full of candy
on your romp through the neighborhood telling your Favs!
Now to do action with teams jockeying for position for the all important
roll off on Week 8.
On Lanes 15-16 the Soifer’s jumped into second place by knocking down
to third place, the Lorenz bunch by a 16-6 margin. Leading the way for the
Soifer’s were Rose Cooper’s 640 hdcp. series and Captain John’s 652 hdcp.
series. The Lorenzo’s had nice hdcp. series from Amy Lewis 650, and Chris
Wilson’s 623.
On Lanes 17-18 the Weiss guys put a big hurt on the Terry Werner’s
winning 19-3 led by Regan’s 615 and Weiss’s 605 hdcp. series. But the real
fireworks occurred by the anchors on these two teams. Don “Klack” and
David “Cowbells” squared off in a dramatic game THREE, matching spares
and strikes frame by frame, bullying each other with electrifying precision
bowling and in your face hahas. The Klack came out on top beating Cowbells
258-226. Klack ended up with 623 scratch, 671 hdcp. series but the Cowbells
took the 2 individual points having a 233, 226, 648 scratch, 720 hdcp. series.
This was certainly fun to watch that battle.
Over on Lanes 19-20 the George Milne’s ( love calling Pete by his real name)
sneaked by the Conway’s 14-8 keeping them in first place. The Milne’s were led
by Carl ( I’m not a street) Lane’s 615 hdcp. & Tinnuch’s 608 hdcp. series. The
Conway’s had great night from Ralph’s 218, 224, 567 scratch series and Newsie’s
620 hdcp. series.
Mikey Regan won the $51 50/50 pot but not without controversy. It
appears Jon Soifer also had the winning ticket. To Jon’s defense he said
he could not hear the number clearly over Ralph’s continuous banter. We
were all hoping for some kind of lawyer arm wrestling or, choosing which
of these two barristers needed the cash more??
All have a Great Halloween!
As I write this it appears that 1st Quarter Roll off will occur on Nov. 7th.
October 31st bowling has been cancelled for sure.
Strikes & Spares,
Matt Weiss
